Claire here.
I have an idea of how to break the awkward barrier and change the small talk to fucking ratio in our future encounters with other couples.
OK, now I may seem like a balanced individual from my posts so far, but it is time to let loose the crazy.
Here is my idea: during the getting-to-know-you drinks, I can structure the sex discussion with laminated cards.
Yes, I said laminated cards, although I may be flexible on that and perhaps use instead unlaminated heavy card stock in different colours. A lighter colour for soft swinging or foreplay actions and a darker colour for full sex stuff. I'm still working out the detail.
The idea is to have all the things that John and I are comfortable doing on these cards, and then ask the other couple to look through and take out (or possibly add) anything they want to do, which is sounding more like heavy card stock to me.
Then we pop all the agreed actions into a glass fish bowl vase and start picking.
I am fairly sure that I have issues.
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